Ok so I have been in the pageant world for a long time. I competed, my daughter, my niece and now my grandbaby!! ( Grandchild does not mean I am old because I am not!! hehe) Newho..I have heard some of the craziest things come out of the mouths of pageant babies. Let me tell you a couple.
I took my diamond ring off and set on the night stand so my niece could try on her brand new beauty dress. I didn't want to snag it. Afterwards I saw my niece crawling all over the floor searching for something. I asked, "What are you doing?" She responded by saying she was looking for the diamond. You guys can only imagine how much of a panic I was in. I thought she had lost my ring, so I start crawling all over the floor with her searching. She jumps up and says, "I found it, I found it!" I ran over to realize she was talking about one of the swarovski stones from her dress. She says, "You paid a fortune for that dress with all those diamonds on it so I wanted to make sure we didn't lose one."
When my daughter competed, she was having problems with reading in school. Her teacher called me in for a conference and proceeded to tell me about the conversation she had with my child about her grades. She said, "You have to know how to read so you can grow up and be anything you want to be." My little pageant princess responded by saying, "I don't have to know how to read, when I grow up I'm going to be a pageant queen and win all the pageants, so all I have to know is math so I can count all of my money!"
So do you want a free dinner from Chili's??? It's easy...comment on this post and tell us what crazy thing come from your pageant princess' mouth and if it makes me laugh out loud I will send you a $20 Chili's gift card!!!
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